Pope Francis EXCOMMUNICATES APOSTLE Paul
… “We regret to announce Saint Paul is no longer a member of the Catholic Church,”
a statement from The Vatican reads.
“Paul’s problematic teachings
on so-called traditional families and women
have no place in modern Catholicism”
… “We regret we placed this deeply misogynistic and homophobic man on a pedestal for 2,000 years”,
said Francis to reporters.
… “Forbidding women from preaching,
condemning homosexuality”
… “I’m literally shaking just thinking about it
Paul’s continued defiance of modern Catholic sensibilities will no longer be allowed”
… the Pope had announced an additional inquiry against Saint Peter on the Apostle’s continued insistence that people repent of their sins
